I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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