Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just want to make out with him forever
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