i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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