Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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