next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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