Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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