Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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