i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think I died a long time ago.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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