He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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