So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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