I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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