I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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