But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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