this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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