I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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