u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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