New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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