my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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