are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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