shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
COCAINE IS GR8
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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