i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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