i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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