So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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