Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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