What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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