I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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