Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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