I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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