As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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