Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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