Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
one might say we're banned from that church
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My vagina is officially offended.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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