I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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