I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
