i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm getting married
To pizza
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