Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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