Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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