Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
tell me about the fingering
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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