BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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