I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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