Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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