question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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