HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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