she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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