everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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