Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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