Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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