i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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