He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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