So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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