he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
