I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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