You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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