You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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