She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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